Listening to: M-Flo loves Emyli - Dopeman

Soooo I know this is like, my second day on DA. And it's fun, it really is. People keep linking here, and I've always wanted to comment. Or I download brushes, and their like "Please fav!" and i'm like "Ohhhhhh I want to, but I caaaan't. T___T" Sooo thanks. ^__^

I guess I'll start off with a slightly humorous story from today.

So I'm taking the bus back home from the University. This is fairly popular bus, especially when I'm taking it after alot of the classes have finished. When I get on, all the seats are basically filled, and I have to sit in the back, where the seats aren't facing forward, they're facing towards the middle of the bus. Which I guess is good in the sense that you have lots of leg room, but bad in the sense that if you fall asleep, you fall down, embarass yourself, and can't fall asleep because all the blood is rushing to your cheeks.

Anyways, I'm sitting there, and an old man gets on. White hair, wrinkles, the old person's gait, everything. He's looking around and it's clear he's looking for a seat to sit in. He can't find any, so he settles into a seat in the very back row, looking towards the front.

First stop outside the University, one person leaves his seat, which means that entire row on the right side is now free. All two seats. This old man rushes, nay, BOUNDS forward with a speed and agility that is quite unbecoming. His hair is flaring out behind him, he's huffing and puffing, and his hiked up shorts are nothing but a blur in the corner of my eye. The person slightly diagonal to me was about to get stuff out of his backpack when he feels the pounding from the old man's feet resonating through the entire bus. A "WAAAOOOOOO" emanates from his shocked visage as he hurriedly retreats back into his own territory. THe old man grabs the vacant seat. The entire back half bursts into laughter. "Crazy old geezer...."